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SIMPSONS DEATH NOTE - I'll take a Butterfinger... AND EAT IT!!!!!

TAGS: simpsons death note light yagami misa amane l ryuk b***erfinger anime manga
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by jalford

bugmenot - January 3, 2011, 6:03 pm
simpsons were yellow... this is definitely futurama death note
tehsupercheez - October 3, 2009, 12:07 am
Jesus - August 8, 2009, 12:09 am
This looks more like Futurama. Even though the same person draws them, the style is a little different. In the Simpsons, everyone has very big circle eyes and usually no eyelashes.
Nice! - July 25, 2009, 1:12 am
Ha, very amusing. I like it!


TAGS: depressed spongebob gary bowl bed night sad squarepants too soon but funny
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:40 pm
Absolutely perfect! Right down to that %^&*( sponge which I would love to blow-up into 1,000's of little sponges!! H8 that stupid thing!
Iconoclast - October 8, 2011, 9:07 pm

DIFFICULTIES - Face your problems, Don't facebook them


TAGS: death eye life b***erfly skull
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - August 2, 2012, 8:52 pm
thanks guys
spacedog - August 2, 2012, 7:40 pm
Nice one gas. 5L
forseti - August 2, 2012, 1:34 am
Great! 5L
gas - August 1, 2012, 10:31 am
ahaha.. "fact 99: buy permanent marker" xD. thanks for the comment Gary
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 9:57 am
Creepy nice, gas….ugh, the movie…kept going ‘What?’…then I started writing stuff on my arm….


TAGS: steve jobs tribute what a coincidence apple products
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

falloutghoul - October 8, 2011, 5:31 pm

TASTE THE RAINBOW - In this instance, thanks but no thanks ...

TAGS: taste rainbow thanks but no
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

CloudchaserS - August 12, 2012, 11:11 am
Their boogers also look like rainbows and taste like gummi bears and snapping fingers with uni boogers on them turns nearby objects into chocolate

THE CHURCH OF BEAVIS CHRIST - of Latter-Day Buttheads


TAGS: a tribut to our motifake clowns sad clown fear cheers
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:23 pm
Thanks, Haw. I am not going to be able to sleep tonight either, lol. 5L for a touching yet foreboding motifake.
Valymar - March 9, 2012, 7:09 am
Love this!
Hawamleh - September 29, 2010, 8:37 am
thanks flint, nice one moo :D and chomps dont get picky :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2010, 2:01 pm
No one mentioned g** clowns....yet, here you are....
Chompers - September 28, 2010, 1:29 pm
I'm not sad, just deranged.
flint - September 28, 2010, 1:27 pm
I gave it 5l, pic & verse makes for a unique poster..nice!
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:53 pm
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 7:47 pm

solid 5 hammy...nice
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:14 pm
Doesnt Really Talk About Him In Particular, I Just thought the Expression Was The One Needed.
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 7:04 pm
interesting you took the face of maybe the most famous clown of all, Emmett Kelly
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:01 pm
It Is Original Actually, needed to prove to myself that i still got it, thanks.
Faceplant31 - September 27, 2010, 6:58 pm
Original quote hammy? Either way it is an amsome fake. 5L

SUMMER - It's Belly button season


TAGS: engineers may suck but lawyers lick
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Anything - April 18, 2010, 2:39 pm
think of one, or copypasta a joke onto MSpaint and make a poster.
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 10:28 pm
how long does it take for you people to come up with these really good ones?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:45 pm
Agreed. Good one Ice, 5Ls.
Airman - April 15, 2010, 11:41 am
good one ice
ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 11:27 am
Thanks Kids. And for what its worth Face, the brew is always cold & on *** at my place. ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:41 am
Nice one Ice! @ Bone - Howsa bout you and ice get together and figure out a way to keep the beer cold and always on ***. The motifam will be able to keep y'all company.
BoneCD - April 15, 2010, 7:34 am
That's 5 Ice!!!! As an engineer, I'm sure I'm going to hell...
forseti - April 15, 2010, 3:33 am
love it!
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 2:20 am
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 1:59 am
ahahahaha! thats great!

HEY, JOHNNY JIHAD - Your road to Paradise begins here.

MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - A Real Man can wear sequins and bright colors and still make you wish you were him.

TAGS: macho man randy savage tribute
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

rudeboy308 - May 25, 2011, 1:12 am
It also helps to have some of the best promos that make even your WTF? statements sound awesome. R.I.P. Randy.

LIGHT 'EM UP - Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap, your life is expensive.

TAGS: military tribute
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by aintright

ICEMAN - June 17, 2010, 2:51 am
f***in' A Bubba.

FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!

TAGS: funky chicken jive turkey shaft bird no one understands him but his woman
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

InvaderDaz - July 21, 2011, 2:44 am
ICEMAN - February 20, 2011, 9:45 am
Current Resident - January 30, 2010, 12:52 pm
Ha! Good one. 5L
rerun - January 24, 2010, 9:50 am

love it
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:07 am
Good one Wit!


TAGS: big b***s
Rating: 3.24/5

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forseti - July 1, 2010, 12:01 pm
I expected more from a original "culos"! ;)

I Sense... -

TAGS: b***hurt yoda
Rating: 4.76/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 19, 2013, 10:44 pm
ROFLMAO! XD 5L + faved.
lgvernon - October 1, 2013, 11:46 pm

Hilarious! Welcome to the site!~

BRIDES - Always look their best on their Wedding Day

THE 1990'S - Oh, how I miss them.

TAGS: 1990s cartoons animaniacs freakazoid ren and stimpy rockos modern life transformers beavis and b***head g i gi gijoe joe tiny toons the tick
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

SynIkaru - June 3, 2010, 3:23 am
this is why netflicks is the ****. they have all of these ion their instant list
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:53 am
I miss the 90's cartoons. I have to find them all on DVD now :(
pharaoh15 - March 18, 2010, 8:29 am
Where Are The Angry Beavers, Man give me a biig huug!
CANADA - February 15, 2010, 4:04 am
I was born in 90, and the only one of those i watched was Beevis and b***head
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 10:48 pm
What? No "Aaaah! Real Monsters"? Oh well. My favorite is still Looney Toons. Then again, that wasn't quite 90's since they were reruns when my mother watched them as a child.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
Well as far as I know, Transformers were in comics way before the 90s, and even had a tv show in the 80s. But the best were in the 90s.
zammuelist - February 14, 2010, 9:48 pm
animaniacs and the original transformers were awesome
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:36 pm
Freakazoid... chimpanzee.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 6:59 pm
Heh, I am sure there were better shows in the 70's and 80's, but I am only turning 21 on May 9th. So I would not exactly "Miss" them.


IN MY WORLD - Everyones a Pony, and we all eat Rainbows, and Poop Butterflies!


TAGS: accurate but misleading
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

demon001 - November 27, 2015, 1:46 pm
What women won't do for a pair of great looking shoes!
nicholsjoshua15 - September 7, 2013, 7:00 pm
Sound like the plot for up coming video game, Grand Theft Auto : Emerald City Stories.
Reality Lord - January 1, 2011, 10:30 am

real real sweet!


TAGS: wording might be bad but the meters good
Rating: 4.75/5

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spacedog - November 9, 2010, 5:50 pm


TAGS: fart wish b*** soppy cynical
Rating: 4.93/5

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GaryO - October 20, 2012, 3:35 pm
Boy, that sure looks like haystack rock, Oregon coast....and, yes, my hind end has made several wishes on the sea side of that rock

FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.


TAGS: but would like to forget
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - May 30, 2013, 10:39 pm

Thank you, Rude! What a nie thing to say~~
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 9:30 pm
Tearing up. Best poster in 2013
lgvernon - June 5, 2012, 4:23 pm

Thank you guys!~
GradyOlson19 - June 5, 2012, 4:39 am
With love from the son of a veteran I thank you for your service.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:29 pm
The free world owes more of a debt to veterans and the police that it will ever admit, and more than could ever be repaid. I hope your demons fade with time.
lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 7:23 pm

I'm married to a vet with PTSD. I also spent about 20 years as a police officer and deputy sheriff down on the Mexican border in southern California. We both have our demons. Thank you for your kind comments.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 5:10 pm
Beautiful words. I remember, years ago, we took my late Grandad on holiday to Germany. In Cologne he laughed when he saw a bridge he remembered throwing a couple of German soldiers off of during WWII. God knows what else he remembered but never spoke off.
lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 4:52 pm

Thanks again, all.
Greeny - May 28, 2012, 4:46 pm
rerun - May 28, 2012, 4:28 pm

WOW, this is great.
lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 4:27 pm

Thank you, SD and Mao. Weird~~This poster doesn't show on my profile and the only way I see it in the live cue is when I click on the link to a comment.
maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 4:20 pm
Well done 5L !
spacedog - May 28, 2012, 4:03 pm
Bravo. 5l


TAGS: b***erfly hate g** racism westboro
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by AardRinn

suzieq - January 27, 2012, 7:40 pm
I'm impressed. when He speaks to me it is usually saying : 'yes of course you can have another one' or 'how could the wife find out about that underage girl anyway ?'
AardRinn - January 27, 2012, 7:27 pm
Thanks, I always put off posting one of these until I saw this picture and it was like god spoke to me ("f*** those guys," he said, FYI), I just had to.
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:59 am
Zetmonk - January 27, 2012, 5:14 am
Nice. Very original.

Freedom of speech -

TAGS: evelyn beatrice hall psuedonym s g tallentyre friends of voltaire misattributed quote religions motifayk
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Thedge - October 22, 2014, 1:30 am
Again, the International and Inerstallar Church of the confused choir chimes in with, A-a-amen.

2011 MEMORIAL DAY - To those who have served before me, those who serve with me and those who will serve after me, thank you. You truly are the best of America.

MUSIC - A beautiful representation of human life.

TAGS: cannibal corpse butchered at birth death metal chris barnes
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by VinceVicious

Alec - March 7, 2009, 8:24 pm
i spotted a albino baby LOL


TAGS: covered in a certain b***er
Rating: 3.96/5

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Derek - November 29, 2009, 2:18 am
Scarily reminiscent of Jeremy Clarkson (except he'd say "supercar, supercar, supercar...")

WORLD'S LARGETS DOG - or, world's largest Korean buffet?

TAGS: sorry but koreans eat dogs
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Lpmike - October 10, 2010, 4:11 pm
Bartimaeus - October 16, 2009, 11:12 pm
lol Make that poster and submit it.
Alexis.Chu - October 16, 2009, 11:10 pm
Korean eat dogs Chinese eat cats French eat frogs and American eat **** And everybody eat stereotypes !
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 10:40 pm
ICEMAN - October 16, 2009, 10:27 pm
Dyslexia is a bithc.


TAGS: very tragic but very funny
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Jalozyin - July 14, 2011, 6:06 pm
Yeah, it stopped breathing about an hour ago.
Sean - July 9, 2011, 12:01 pm
Uhm, are you sure it's not just sleeping?
ICEMAN - July 8, 2011, 11:57 pm
You've used that excuse too?
Verdeckt - July 8, 2011, 7:24 pm
Talk about rubbing basalt into the wound.. 5 Googly eyes
coldinjected - July 8, 2011, 5:43 pm
I'm the pet rock's brother, do I get off work too? 5L

B.B. King, thanks! -

TAGS: b b king sailor s tribute
Rating: 4.7/5

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mizzdizz - May 15, 2015, 9:33 pm
True dat, oldsod!
Oldsod - May 15, 2015, 4:52 pm
Beale Street just got a little bit bluer.

SODOMY TROLL - He's coming for you

TAGS: alien cat sodomy troll b***secks luca
Rating: 2.86/5

HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it

TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be ph**oshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....****ty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as p**** as a mustang


TAGS: crawled up your b***n died
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

deathgod753 - April 15, 2011, 1:12 pm
CaptainBaked - April 14, 2011, 1:33 am
nice one steph... looks like great minds think alike :)
steph1 - April 13, 2011, 2:38 pm
like the idea - have a look at #186 over at "dig my dog"

GREEN EARTH DAY - It Makes That Much Sense

TAGS: green but no peace
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

Cloudchaser - April 24, 2010, 4:24 am
Electrics may not be as clean as people think they are, but even with electricity from fossil plants taken into account, they're still cleaner
Fatt Matt - April 23, 2010, 5:45 pm
I've got a wind farm attached to me... you don't want to be downwind
R.S.Jake - April 23, 2010, 5:03 pm
Lots of wind farms here, quite a few dams too.
CANADA - April 23, 2010, 5:02 pm
six hydro dams here where i am
R.S.Jake - April 23, 2010, 4:53 pm
Sorry to hear that, I've smelled both of those, but not at the smae time.
pieman - April 23, 2010, 4:49 pm
Yea. Try living next to that power plant. Smells like desperation and brain damage.
R.S.Jake - April 23, 2010, 4:10 pm
That's a Prius...you don't plug in a Prius. Besides, they don't use coal for power everywhere. Out west we use ground up Timmies, they burn 97% clean!

Maturity -

TAGS: beavis and b***head mtv cartoon
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - August 2, 2013, 12:43 am
And YOU SIR are full of ****!
tomyironmane - August 1, 2013, 11:37 pm
YOU SIR! Are a bunghole. And so am I.
Cannabal - July 18, 2013, 11:13 pm
All glory to the bunghole.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:59 pm
falloutghoul - June 13, 2013, 8:08 am
5 Almighty Bungholes!

ZIDANE - Some choose to go out with dignity While others choose to be remembered

LOVE - Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.

TAGS: in honor of all of our troops gone but not forgotten
Rating: 3.61/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:46 am
Except there's nothing altruistic about being a soldier. You're just a hired hit man for the state. Your job is just to kill the other country's soldiers. And if you die in the process, that doesn't mean you did it in some sort of heroic act.
Starmon - November 7, 2010, 11:51 pm
The Ultimate act of altruism! Thank you from the family that is your country.
Bill - October 20, 2009, 5:11 pm
5 Lions to you, go soldiers, marines, and airforce
Todd Snyder - September 7, 2009, 11:57 pm
Amen - 5 lions for you.
RON - August 6, 2009, 12:46 pm
great find in pic...makes all vets wish thats the way we should go out...but alas, lucky if we get cassette of ***s and 1 vet with flag to give away. But, should be like your poster! Great JoB!


TAGS: happy birthday rerun tribute don t it make your brown eye blue
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

forseti - September 7, 2010, 2:56 pm
ROFL rerun!!
rerun - September 7, 2010, 11:23 am

ah, the ever popular times when you can tel your wife she was right, it does hurt
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 11:05 am
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:18 pm

I seem to remember this poster, d*** you GS.
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:17 pm
yoo-hoo Rerun...:)
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:08 pm

hey, I am 100. Gotta keep pace, I never know when it will be my last time.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:05 pm
There's only one of you here? d***, I'm having a hard time keeping up. :S
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:03 pm

guests? I thought I was special....
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:00 pm
No problem... Only trying to entertain my guests properly.
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:57 am

Oh, I remember a lot. Like when you and I posed for that pic in your avitar. Thanks for loosing up the handcuffs.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 11:55 am
You forgot it's your hundredth birthday? Senile, too... What a shame!
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:48 am

I was wondering what all the fuss was about....then I looked at my profile settings. Guess I need to actually change that, time travel really screws up my head....this was my original b-day until liked September better.
GreyScorpion - January 31, 2010, 9:51 am
its from that good clean life style, and living at the foot of the cross. Well, maybe not that last part. ;)
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 9:47 am
Ya know, rerun looks d*** good for a centenarian.


TAGS: red b***on money greed
Rating: 3.63/5

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Sho - November 1, 2013, 10:12 pm
you can only press it once. then you will receive your money and it will be sent to someone else
demon001 - November 1, 2013, 8:46 pm
Gimmee that d*** b***on, I have a list... Boy, do I have a list!!
WellThatSucked - March 1, 2012, 2:33 pm
thank you
Sho - February 29, 2012, 6:58 pm
Nice thinking
WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 5:54 pm
i'd destroy it
carebear - February 29, 2012, 12:37 pm
(carebear BANNED)
forseti - February 29, 2012, 9:06 am
I wouldn't push it. But perhaps I would have the chance to kill the ***k who asks me and get the money.
Derek - February 28, 2012, 11:41 pm
Ideally, pushing it kills you. Then you are buried with the money. Justice.
laughingatstupidity - February 28, 2012, 10:47 pm
Obviously i would press the b***on. not for the money but because what if i dont press the b***on and the person i would have killed presses it and i died instead? naw im joking its for the money
Sho - February 28, 2012, 9:58 pm
In the movie, the black box with the b***on has no cord, no mechanism, nothing. just the b***on
GaryO - February 28, 2012, 9:51 pm
Never saw the movie, but I think I’d just cut that little cord there…….
Greeny - February 28, 2012, 9:09 pm
It's a no-brainer; they're going to die anyway
Reality Lord - February 28, 2012, 8:40 pm

"the box"...good movie. the basis being this is a test for all mankind.
RonE - February 28, 2012, 6:09 pm
since I don't really give a flip about humans.. I'd push it and ask if I could have another to push, keep the money, and just keep bringing them.
Sho - February 28, 2012, 5:03 pm
Do it, and you will have someone's death on ur conscience.
mariand - February 28, 2012, 3:54 pm
if you don't do it, someone else will do it... and this thought can suppress conscience for some people, especialy at poors.
gas - February 28, 2012, 2:51 pm
not sure if greed.. or survival instinct xD. 5L

CULTURES - Looks like we're not so different after all...

TAGS: but in our culture you can be da bomb more than once
Rating: 4.48/5

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Faceplant31 - March 2, 2010, 3:19 pm


365 FOOLS -


TAGS: logic dude tribute hes a grumpy grump till the 2nd cup
Rating: 4.67/5

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spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:33 pm
Holy Smoke! LD and AK both pop in from the blue on the same day? Good to see ya guys. I'm sorry I missed it.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 3:05 pm
It worked for me. ...Goin' to sleep, g'night!
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 3:02 pm
*SMACK!* Watch yer mouth ya whippersnapper! I'm gonna wash out yer mouth...where's that bar of soap at? Wait - I'll bet Timmy took it again...he goes down to the YMCA and drops it over and over again in the shower. Thinks he'll make friends that way.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 2:52 pm
...To smack with my permission is one thing... But a surprise attack? What the F*CK, biatch??
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:47 pm
Ahhhhh yes...old times. Hey! *SMACK!* Who you callin' OLD!?
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 2:24 pm
Just like old times.
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:21 pm
*SMACK!* Hey...I really DO feel better...
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 2:12 pm
It blocks Motifake? Wow, how does that make you feel? Does it make you MAD? Do you wanna hit me? Fine! Do it.
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:01 pm
And do NOT ask me how I feel about WebSense at all...stupid program...blocking Motifake...D*MMIT!
GreyScorpion - September 3, 2010, 1:40 pm
ladies and gentlemen, we have an honored guest this afternoon....mind your manners.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:59 pm
This is just great!

PHILO BEDDOE - He Kicked Tank Murdock's Ass, I'm Pretty Sure He Can Kick Yours.

PHYDEAUX - Dreams of never letting anyone's people go, especially droids.

TAGS: phydeaux tribute droids pharoah
Rating: 4.1/5

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5150monkeylove - September 27, 2010, 8:19 pm
Honesty works for me. any suggestions? It will be hindsight, but if I ever do another tribute, I think it better be really good.
ICEMAN - September 27, 2010, 8:14 pm
Sorry Monkeylust, the caption needed work. 4L on this one.
5150monkeylove - September 27, 2010, 7:51 pm
Sadly, I havent seen Phy on here. hopefully he will find it when he returns. This was my first tribute ever made.



TAGS: carver allergy dog peanutb***er sadness
Rating: 4.91/5

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5150monkeylove - February 23, 2011, 9:35 pm
love the pic!

TROLL DOLLS - A fine image to accompany that weird patch of hair growing on your arm.


TAGS: mooooooooooooooooooo tribute band queen music
Rating: 4.67/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 5, 2012, 11:29 pm
mariand - January 4, 2012, 7:51 am
hahaha... he's going to like this...just kiddin'

CHEESE WHIZ - Because peanut butter gets boring after a while. Right, Sparky? *zzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppp*

TAGS: dog efff that canada tribute
Rating: 4.29/5

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premiumgrade - January 14, 2014, 9:12 pm
Don't sweat it Bartimaeus. Cheese is cheese to the pup unless he's a contributor to Cheese Connoisseur magazine. 5Lions. Good work.
Bartimaeus - May 20, 2011, 5:41 am
Dear God...How could I have made such a horrible mistake. I apologize for all the lives I've ruined and especially to you, good sir...though you didn't have one to begin with.
cheesewhiz - May 18, 2011, 11:52 am
Fail! Easy Cheese is NOT Cheese Whiz. Look at the actual can and the fact that it says "Easy Cheese". Like I said, FAIL!
crankyhead - July 27, 2010, 12:16 am
zzzip hahahahhaha
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 11:47 pm
It's bacooooooon!
Bartimaeus - July 26, 2010, 2:05 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2010, 2:03 pm
It's not just you.....but it is you in the pic right?.......don't lie.
Bartimaeus - July 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sure thing, Moo+. I'm glad you like it. I mean, is it just me, or does it look like this guy is thinking EXACTLY what's on this poster?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2010, 1:42 pm
Well done Bart. Don't forget to post it to the forum. 5L

Ideas -

TAGS: b*** groudbreaking anime funny fail
Rating: 2.7/5

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Shendue - December 30, 2008, 10:27 pm
Definetely a groundbreaking one.
Sean - November 11, 2008, 9:30 pm
repeat ...

BA-K-47 RIFLE - It doesn't go "BANG!" when you pull the trigger... It goes "NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM!"

TAGS: excuse me sgt but i ate my rifle
Rating: 2.53/5

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rerun - July 30, 2009, 8:33 pm

this is wrong...the bacon is touching the ground? Have you no shame?

LIFE LESSON #47 - Never trust a fart.

TAGS: oops wet b*** grab
Rating: 3.62/5

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TAGS: thanksgiving moo tribute also a small joke about my name clever ass turkies d*** it all
Rating: 3.44/5

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Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:51 am
Enough of your fascination with Italian suppositories...this is relatively clean si...I can't say that with a straight face. I mean straight, as in unmoving.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:49 am
Innuendo is always fun.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:48 am
O, the innuendo. For the last time, I'm not a g** fish! I can't deny it anymore!...wait...d***.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:46 am
I`m sure you would Bart. I`m sure you would.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am
Is that..."I'd like a dog in gravy." ???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am
I think it means "the air conditioning in this building is not sufficient".....I could be wrong.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:44 am
Hah....I know a few words.....an ex of mine spoke Portuguese......I ditched her when she kept saying "Eu estou grávida"
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:41 am
You told me you were teaching them Portuguese...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:34 am
Foiled again! 5.


TAGS: baby rhett butler
Rating: 4.7/5

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agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 10:57 pm
Cubbybear - March 19, 2011, 10:56 pm
Dirty Sanchez
Zreiser - March 17, 2011, 6:01 pm
I laughed harder at the fact that this actually made me laugh in the first place! Love it!

HEY.., J-LO......, WAIT UP.. - Can I please have your Autograph..??

TAGS: jlo bubble b*** tush lopez
Rating: 2.55/5

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Krissie - October 2, 2012, 7:01 pm
Ph**oshop...Please, tell me that's ph**oshoppped...
rnbw00 - September 29, 2011, 3:38 pm
Are you sure that's not a Kardashian?


TAGS: fredo you re my older brother and i love you but don t ever take sides with anyone against the family again ever
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 7:21 pm
Topical and timeless. Love it.


TAGS: career sean tribute roast
Rating: 4.69/5

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Sean - October 15, 2011, 7:55 pm
True story: that kid ... grew up to be a research scientist, specializing in finding new ways to test things on animals. Guess which kinds of animals?
tellitlikeitis - October 15, 2011, 6:40 pm
Sean - October 14, 2011, 1:04 pm
Ah yes. The day I found out that my hatred of kids cannot be overcome by vast quantities of alcohol. Thanks for dredging that up all over again, rerun.
mariand - October 13, 2011, 9:09 pm
LOL...I don't believe ya


BUTTERED TOAST - Your doing it...Right?

TAGS: b***ertoast
Rating: 1.92/5

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agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:04 pm


TAGS: phydeaux tribute stormtroopers ewoks pussies
Rating: 4.7/5

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curzondax12 - November 6, 2010, 4:17 am
not the biggest star wars fan but love this
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:56 am
THis is still a personal favorite... a work of greatness!
Spades - July 9, 2010, 9:46 am
hahahaha! still laughing! 5L
ICEMAN - July 8, 2010, 11:33 pm
5 imperial credits.
spacedog - July 8, 2010, 10:31 pm
Thanks Aggy.
agdaniele - July 8, 2010, 10:08 pm
Caption for this picture has been perfected.


TAGS: this is how you do it stiglitz b***er cookies salt pepper 1 cup water onion chopped garlic minced 2 cups vinigar add sugar to taste earings
Rating: 4.2/5

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BoneCD - April 1, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol...5 Poodles
pieman - April 1, 2010, 10:27 am
Never said better. 5L

WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING - Much like my ex-girlfriend.

MOM!!! - Dad's doing that thing with the babysitter again!

TAGS: theres a blonde joke here but i just cant put my finger on it
Rating: 3.49/5

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LeHurleur - September 23, 2009, 7:38 pm
Hahaha, I love this one !
Zed - September 23, 2009, 3:40 pm
BoneCD - September 23, 2009, 8:44 am
Dammit...I knew there was reason I should have had kids.


TAGS: canada mom tribute zing
Rating: 4.73/5

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Zreiser - February 9, 2011, 5:56 pm
I love this! First poster to actually make me laugh all week!
spacedog - February 8, 2011, 6:07 pm
Excellent Face, 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 8, 2011, 5:05 pm
A special one. You get access to a whole new level of cool fonts as you progress here on motifake and being a mod i have access to the full range of fonts this site has to offer.
TheOne - February 8, 2011, 4:47 pm
The title anyway...
TheOne - February 8, 2011, 4:47 pm
What font are you using for this?


TAGS: beavis b***head mtv sucks today
Rating: 4/5

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Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 9:18 am
See, now I got to admit I thought the poster was tongue in cheek .. Boy is my face red.
RonE - August 8, 2011, 2:52 am
Hated the show, the network and just about everything it stood for. Waste of money, time and airspace. But... that is my own POV. Just didn't see why anyone would but to each their own.
rudeboy308 - August 7, 2011, 5:28 pm
That was a good one. My particular fave is when they forget how to pee. Funny as hell, with a Slayer video at the end ("Seasons In the Abyss").
Coombsy007 - August 7, 2011, 8:12 am
I remember this epi5ode. When they worked at that fast food restaurant and ended up chucking everything into the ceiling fan, funniest episode ever
rudeboy308 - August 7, 2011, 12:09 am
MTV just turned 30 this year, but only the VH1 classic site is celebrating it. I stopped watching the main network when they took this show off the air. Now more than then, the Dead Kennedys' song is right: "MTV, Get Off the Air"
Verdeckt - August 7, 2011, 12:00 am
Very a5tute


TAGS: if a b***erfly gets eaten what happens
Rating: 3.54/5

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Sean - July 25, 2009, 9:01 pm
Oh yeah? Well Confucious say: Watched b***erfly never flaps -- oh God I hope it never flaps, or Haarakkon prophencies come true!
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 4:00 pm
Delightfully prophetic.

WIN! - Who doesn't want to wake to the sizzle and smell of bacon? Best. Clock. EVER.

TAGS: but will it burn if i hit snooze
Rating: 3.31/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 3:41 pm
It wasn't a compliment derek. I'm not jew or an arab and I think bacon is gross and I think your comment was retarded too.
Derek - September 25, 2009, 4:58 am
I take this as a compliment, very kind ;-)
LogicDude - August 14, 2009, 8:24 am
Aggy made me ROFL..."Sir Signe" FTW!
BoneCD - August 14, 2009, 1:09 am
Hey Derek...ever heard of turkey bacon? On second thought, ever been to a grocery store with your mom?
agdaniele - August 13, 2009, 9:51 pm
LD, I'll take FIVE, please!
agdaniele - August 13, 2009, 9:50 pm
Derek, I dub thee "Sir Signe"
Derek - August 13, 2009, 9:15 pm
I dare say there would be some Jews and Arabs who don't.

BUTTERFACE - never pick a fight with an ugly person they have nothing to lose


TAGS: b***erteeth that is a deal breaker
Rating: 4.36/5

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jackripper - August 18, 2010, 10:18 am
I think she has been smoking a few of those rocks, not chewing on them
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:01 pm


TAGS: but werewolves are another story
Rating: 4.27/5

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Sean - January 31, 2010, 2:18 pm
Never! Unless you can think of some other way I can stop the ghost of Scott Baio's showbiz career from haunting my jacuzzi?!? And please hurry. It's become mildly disconcerting.
sickartist - January 31, 2010, 7:04 am
I will give you 5L if you throw away the manuscript hahaha

TOO BAD LIFE - didn't have one of these little buttons.


TAGS: i love my family but from a distance
Rating: 3.85/5

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sickartist - December 31, 2009, 9:45 pm
Thanks guys. Nothing like visiting relatives to remind me why I moved here
agdaniele - December 31, 2009, 9:21 pm
Well done, sick!
Sean - December 31, 2009, 6:33 pm
Dr. Rusak - December 31, 2009, 5:52 pm
oh so true, 5L


TAGS: match lighter torch anything but not the b***on jb
Rating: 3.57/5

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BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 3:42 pm
The word of the day is "Fire!"...Dammit Joe ya did it again!


TAGS: not mine came in an email but had to post
Rating: 3.4/5

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falloutghoul - August 20, 2011, 12:59 pm
Hell No! And Politi-Fail!
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 8:33 pm
Politifake now equals 1 lion sorry
Lederhosen - October 15, 2009, 12:41 pm
MO - October 3, 2009, 10:22 pm
Sean I was just talking crazy! You go on and chase Politif***ers all you want! You're good at it. I tend to get all spun up. You on the other hand, kill 'em with funny.
Sean - October 3, 2009, 10:16 pm
Wooowww, MO. I'm good. No more of that for tonight. Promise.
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 10:08 pm
I think Reagan might be a little past the useful zombie date, but you'd have to check with EGD to be sure.
MO - October 3, 2009, 10:06 pm
Awww crap! There goes the wabbit. Someone go chase him down and pull him off that polit-a-timmy's leg. And then kick the timmy in the spuds.....
Sean - October 3, 2009, 10:00 pm
Pussies go caps lock. Would Reagan have ever used caps lock? I don't think so -- his astrologer told him computers are bad luck.
53CT10N 8 - October 3, 2009, 9:57 pm
53CT10N 8 - October 3, 2009, 9:56 pm
So why would that matter to you? p.s OBAMA SUCKS BRING BACK REAGAN
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:06 pm
Not even slightly... and I dont even live in America...
ILB - September 27, 2009, 11:17 am
hahaha are you serious?
me - September 25, 2009, 2:32 pm
Omg YES! Obama's gotta go!
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 12:12 pm
Sean - September 25, 2009, 11:54 am
Yes Reagan ... bigger gov't, higher taxes, more regulation, higher gov't spending ... he was a hell of a democrat.
Preacher Man - September 25, 2009, 3:36 am
Miss you? Yeah, but our aim is getting better. The only Republican worth missing in the last 40 years was Reagan. Now there was a real President.
WTFO - September 25, 2009, 1:13 am


TAGS: ass b*** girl bride groom
Rating: 2.92/5

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Clint - May 26, 2009, 7:05 pm
Nah, it's the father of the bride. One Lion.

PEANUT BUTTER, JELLY, & BACON ON WHEAT - Threw the wheat in for health reasons

TAGS: peanut b***er jelly bacon
Rating: 2.25/5

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Anonymous2 - December 2, 2009, 12:43 pm
Deep fry that puppy, and it's just like Elvis' favorite sandwich.

MY LOCAL BUTCHER SHOP - For some reason his meat is always tender !!

TAGS: butcher meat tender shag animal
Rating: 2.07/5

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MO - May 30, 2009, 7:06 pm
Musty, if you made all your hacks as decent as this then I could see the point.


TAGS: tribute war thanks honor peace
Rating: 4.89/5

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coldinjected - February 21, 2011, 4:26 pm
It's still credited to Plato as of NOW. So before you jump into conspiracy theories and quoting random blogs, I think we are find letting Plato have this one for now Idlers.
Faceplant31 - February 21, 2011, 1:35 pm
You can take that discussion up with brainy quotes than. I believe them over you idlersjournal, so f*ck you very much.
idlersjournal - February 21, 2011, 1:31 pm
The quote was by George Santayana, not Plato.
newkevind51 - February 17, 2011, 8:31 am
sdfghjkl~~Kid your queer. how about you learn some respect!and your g** not this pic!
tellitlikeitis - February 15, 2011, 10:02 pm
Most excellent. And go find somewhere else to vent your anger sdfblahblahblah.
sdfghjkl - February 15, 2011, 8:50 pm
THis is f***ing g**. suck a ***k homo
evodmasters - February 8, 2011, 1:03 pm


TAGS: suicide not for everyone but maybe for you
Rating: 4.73/5

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crankyhead - October 11, 2010, 12:48 am
5 unspent rounds =)
5150monkeylove - October 10, 2010, 8:51 pm
Pure evil! I love seeing people play Russian roulette with a semi auto. 5 separate bags (small ones for the pieces)


DEEP FRIED BUTTER ON A STICK - We seem to have created another way to kill each other.

TAGS: deep fried b***er stick
Rating: 4.29/5

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Iconoclast - January 8, 2013, 11:07 pm
How about if you wrap the b***er in bacon strips first, that would add protein to the dairy.
Silverheart - January 8, 2013, 9:59 pm
That just sounds bad. I guess there ARE some things that just should not be fried.


TAGS: poor mental health but i think i can tough it out if you really need me boss
Rating: 2.84/5

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BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:57 pm
Either that or the caught him at the gate...and the guards split the gelt
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:52 pm

Is he still on the list? Maybe that old warrant he hasn't taken care of popped up and he is afraid of getting arrested, again.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:50 pm
Well now...I think that Mr. Roamer is up to funny business. He didn't come and see me on visiting day.
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:47 pm

didn't you get my gift? Roamer was supposed to deliver it.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:45 pm
What, I'm married?
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:42 pm

did you at least marry a women with all her teeth?
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:37 pm
Self-Nazi could lead to deep dark depression, if not death
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:33 pm
Yuck... very Derek-esque.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:33 pm
Impulse is never a winner. In a crisis situation, the focused man reigns.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:30 pm
Well ya know, I mean in the heat of the moment, the old ph**ographic memory isn't what it use to be...and somewhere along the line they tell me I'm married
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:27 pm
Bone... you've been here long enough.... did you completely miss my chicken wire lecture?
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:22 pm
Ya I know...last time I did that I was already in jail...they found the other bodies. So now I'm stuck in pros...Hey at least we got WiFi
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:20 pm
Talking in your sleep only means one more body to add to the pile. But, yes... it's a good practice.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:17 pm
No wonder they always catch me...and I always thought that it was because I talked in my sleep!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:14 pm
And drop the weapon... never forget to leave it at the scene, Bone.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:12 pm
Another one I missed 5 poodles, and don't forget to wipe the prints
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 7:10 pm
Heh, thanks SD. I'm sort of fond of it.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:10 pm
Agreed... Space with the pseudoephedrine-induced call-in!
spacedog - October 21, 2009, 7:08 pm
This one is very appropriate for today. It should be rated much higher too; excellent Haarakkon.
Haarakkon - August 3, 2009, 6:40 pm
Steve has an anti-social disorder.
rerun - August 3, 2009, 12:10 pm

waht about Steve...the 18th voice? He on vacation?
Haarakkon - August 3, 2009, 11:49 am
Thank You. From all 17 of us.
Ed-Hyde - August 3, 2009, 10:18 am
agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:25 pm
I love the tags!

IF WISHES WERE BUTTERFLIES - Mine would be crushed on the front grill of someone's car.

TAGS: wishes b***erflies autos
Rating: 4.96/5

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MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:49 pm
Thank you Greeny
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:49 pm
Tee hee tee hee!
Greeny - June 2, 2012, 11:55 am
Nice one!
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 11:42 am
Thanks spacedog.
spacedog - June 2, 2012, 11:41 am
Great poster Miss Priss.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:04 am
Mine would be feasted upon by a blue jay after I nursed it back to health. Blue B**tards!

YOUR KEY - Always in the last place you look.

TAGS: lost key b*** xray
Rating: 4.72/5

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Gath - February 2, 2012, 6:48 pm
Apparently the individual was trying to unlock the mysteries of the dark side of the moon.
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:06 pm
what is this key doing here ?
ICEMAN - January 31, 2012, 9:41 pm
But the first place Moooooooooooooooooooo puts it.


TAGS: tribute airman wheels wings fins
Rating: 4.72/5

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M0rd3kaI - February 25, 2012, 12:44 pm
5L!!! seriously, the plastic crap nowadays just doesn't have the unique-ness that those old 50's 60's models had... bloody shame if you ask me
deChelca - April 20, 2011, 9:08 pm
That's a 5L for sure. What a great pic!
Airman - April 20, 2011, 10:38 am
you got that right Space. 5L



TAGS: here no evil speak no evil see no evil but why
Rating: 4.67/5

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Cubbybear - May 30, 2010, 1:19 am
@MWLF...You're alive! God I missed you
spacedog - May 30, 2010, 1:11 am
Agreed. Well done Face, 5L.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - May 29, 2010, 11:19 pm
Excellent poster and sentiment. In fact, it's suspiciously...motivational. (shifts eyes back and forth rapidly, squints)
Derek - May 26, 2010, 7:32 am
ICEMAN - May 25, 2010, 8:11 pm
Truth. Well done Face. 5L

NORMAL PEOPLE - don't steal dirty panties to feel close to someone. Is That What You're Saying?

TAGS: but honey
Rating: 4.67/5

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jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 2:03 am
But..but..she wasnt using them!
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:11 pm
Or, love it. Dammit... 'nother Guinness, please.
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:11 pm
Ove it!!!
BoneCD - August 12, 2010, 8:40 pm
Hey, I was only trying to get the laundry together! 5 Poodles!
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 7:26 pm
ROR! 5L Airman!!!



TAGS: regrets assignment i ve had a few too few too mention but i live a free life
Rating: 4.57/5

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hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:45 pm
I bow to a master. Now I'm off to get this in a tatoo on the side of my face.
Roadkill - May 21, 2010, 1:37 am
Bloody awesome.
spacedog - April 20, 2010, 9:09 pm
Totally amsome phydeaux! 5Ls.
phydeaux - April 20, 2010, 3:27 pm
Praise from my betters. My day is now complete. I bow, and thank you all.
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 11:13 am
That fukcing bada$$ Fido!!! 5L and fav'd!!!!!!!
R.S.Jake - April 20, 2010, 10:41 am
Wow! Just Wow! I do not regret giving you 5 for this Phy.
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 2:11 am
now thats agreat one! 5L


REMEMBER - When playing finders keepers, count how many players are in the game

SARAH JESSICA PARKER - Butterface or Horseface?.... The debate continues.



TAGS: marchallenge heavily dressed but ***y
Rating: 3.53/5

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Reason - March 21, 2010, 3:31 pm
Post-apocalyptic h**ness.
Derek - March 4, 2010, 3:53 pm
- if she can manage to get that jacket off

NOW THERE IS A WEAPON! - I love the smell of bacon in the morning... Smells like... BACON!

TAGS: bacon grenade sorry rerun but sooooo nice
Rating: 3.45/5

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forseti - June 22, 2010, 7:57 pm
72 piglets (or calves) are safed for you... ;)
rerun - June 22, 2010, 7:55 pm

Ummm, the Oy vey in the PM is an odd merging of the mind. I did it before I read this
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 7:53 pm
Oy vey... rerun... always the martyr.
rerun - June 22, 2010, 7:47 pm

It is an explosion of goodness in my tummy. I will sacrifice myself and take this one for the team. Remember, I do this with love in my heart....and cholesterol in my veins
Derek - June 22, 2010, 7:34 pm
Would it cause Muslims and Jews to run from a grenade faster?
forseti - June 22, 2010, 7:20 pm
it just blasts your belt...